she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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