After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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