Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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