I want to have your abortion
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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