Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
this is an emotional support booty call
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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