I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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