i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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