If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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