Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You are the jesus of drinking
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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