We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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