the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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