So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
