6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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