Whod you bang
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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