ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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