margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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