my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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