im holly from the hills drunk
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
And then he peed in my hair
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