He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
try to milk me bitch
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