I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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