Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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