Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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