if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
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