yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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