You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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