can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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