at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize