Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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