ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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