I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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