I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Randomize
