if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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