operation have a gay friend backfired
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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