I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
