is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Boobs speak an international language.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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