He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
3 2 1 whiskey
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize