Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Randomize