Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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