I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
