ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She's not a foreskin expert like you
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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