Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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