yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
no, he came in my armpit
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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