Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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