The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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