would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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