their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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