Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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