scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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