even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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