hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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