if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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