She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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