I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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